Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it's broken.
Whose that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes!
Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet?
'Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever' will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbours laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!