{"product_id":"murder-bears-moonshine-and-mayhem","title":"Murder-Bears, Moonshine and Mayhem","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis humorous book is also full of new insights into ways we’ve been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven’t read the Bible. If they did, they’d be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDavid danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters.It turns out, there’s a lot of weird stuff in the Bible. Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a funny look at some of the stranger tales in the Bible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it’s a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible’s stranger moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrganised by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff), Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a thoroughly researched (really!), reverent, and insightful look at the amazing book at the centre of our faith.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luke T. Harrington","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42083264725204,"sku":"9780785234449","price":11.04,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/9351\/9316\/files\/9780785234449.jpg?v=1776239220","url":"https:\/\/etcevents.co.uk\/products\/murder-bears-moonshine-and-mayhem","provider":"ETCEvents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}